The 8th grade kid made me laugh today when she told me the following story:
Oldest daughter: A new one for you, mom. I am at school, testing my blood sugar and a boy leans over to ask me what I am doing with my USB. I told him I was testing my blood sugar. Then I watch him dig into his laptop bag to pull out a memory stick.
He said, "Hey, I didn't know these things could test blood sugar!"