Hopefully you find these "kid" friendly, in good taste (well as can be for jokes) and can share with your little campers. I know my girls are excited to have a few sillies for their summer diabetes camp!
What does a meter say to another meter? HI-LO!
A guy walks into the store and asks the salesman, “Wow, is that sign for real?”
“Which sign?” asks the salesman
“The one on the front of your door!" replies the man
“Well, of course.” says the salesman.
“I'll take one!" says the man
“What do you want?” ask the salesman.
“A Functioning Pancreas!” exclaims the man
“But this is a music store!!!” replies the salesman.
The man sheepishly replies, “But the sign says ‘Organ’s for sale.’”
A nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," she said.
"Are you light-headed? " my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette".